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You know things look pretty bleak when...

Although I can't claim authorship of all the points on the list, some of them certainly struck a nerve.
 
The current down trend in the US economy has hit everybody really hard...
 
  • My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you should call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
  • My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford it, and they re-possessed her!
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.
  • The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
 
  • I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline and reached a call center in the US that had been outsourced from India! 

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